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Pridružen/a: čet 06 tra, 2006 11:54 am Postovi: 7828 Lokacija: R. Trešnjevka, Zagreb
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Stvari koje nikada nećemo vidjeti u TOS-u
The Enterprise runs into a mysterious energy field of a type that it has encountered several times before.
The Enterprise goes to check up on a remote outpost of scientists, who are all perfectly fine.
The Enterprise comes across a Garden-of-Eden-like planet called Paradise, where everyone is happy all the time. However, everything is soon revealed to be exactly as it seems.
The crew of the Enterprise discovers a totally new life form, which later turns out to be a rather well-known old life form, in disguise.
The crew of the Enterprise is struck by a strange alien plague, for which the cure is found in the well-stocked sickbay.
An enigmatic being composed of pure energy attempts to interface with the Enterprise's computer, only to find out that it has forgotten to bring the right leads.
A power surge on the Bridge is rapidly and correctly diagnosed as a faulty capacitor by the highly-trained and competent engineering staff.
A power surge on the Bridge fails to electrocute the user of a computer terminal, due to a highly sophisticated 24th century surge protection device called a "fuse."
The Enterprise ferries an alien VIP from one place to another without incident.
The Enterprise is captured by a vastly superior alien intelligence which does not put them on trial.
The Enterprise separates as soon as there is any danger.
The Enterprise gets involved in an enigmatic, strange, and dangerous situation, and there are no pesky aliens they can blame it on in the end.
The Enterprise is captured by a vastly inferior alien intelligence which they easily pacify by offering it some sweeties.
The Enterprise is involved in a bizarre time-warp phenomenon, which is in some way unconnected with the 20th century.
Somebody takes out a shuttle and it doesn't explode or crash.
A major Starfleet emergency breaks out near the Enterprise, but fortunately some other ships in the area are able to deal with it to everyone's satisfaction.
The shields on the Enterprise stay up during a battle.
Chekov remarks that something was not invented in Russia.
Spock is watching a peep show at his science station viewer.
Upon entering any room, Chekov breaks into song, "Hey, hey, we're the Monkees..!"
Everyone falls in different directions when the Enterprise is hit in battle.
Spock gives an answer of "About 12 or 13."
The transporter is easily able to filter out any alien virus or organism.
While a crewman is choking, McCoy snaps, "Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a... oh, all right!" and saves him.
McCoy diagnoses a fallen crewman "Looks dead to me, Jim".
Kirk falls in love with a woman on a planet he visits, and isn't tragically separated from her at the end of the episode.
The Captain has to make a difficult decision about a less advanced people which is made a great deal easier by the Starfleet Prime Directive.
An unknown ensign beams down as part of an away team and lives to tell the tale.
Spock is fired from his high-ranking position for not being able to understand the most basic nuances of about one in three sentences that anyone says to him.
Kirk's hair remains consistent for more that 1 consecutive episode.
Kirk gets into a fistfight and doesn't rip his shirt. (Or even, Kirk DOESN'T get into a fistfight...).
Kirk doesn't end up kissing the troubled guest-female before she doesn't sacrifice herself for him.
Scotty doesn't mention the laws of physics.
Spock isn't the only crew member not affected by new weapon/attack by alien race/etc!! due to his "darn green blood" or "bizarre Vulcan physiology" and thus he cannot save the day.
The episode ends without Bones & Kirk laughing at Spock's inability to understand the joke, and he doesn't raise his eyebrow.
A security officer actually lives to return to the Enterprise.
Scotty repairs the Enterprise with hours to spare.
Spock and McCoy agree on everything.
There is nothing wrong with the transporter and Scotty is able to beam everyone up with plenty of time to spare.
The Enterprise computer readily volunteers any and all information.
The well-designed medical scanner easily and quickly identifies any alien organism.
Kirk says a complete sentence without using his hands for emphasis.
Uhura and Chekov have more than three lines of dialogue for an entire episode.
Kirk: "Spock, Bones, you're with me. Lt. Uhura, you have the Bridge."
Kirk is chosen to lecture about the Prime Directive at the Academy.
Instead of saying "Fascinating" for anything new, Spock says "BOR-RING!"
Scotty says, "Don't worry, Captain. All systems and the warp engines are operating perfectly."
_________________ Cptn. Picard: Mutiny!? On a Federation starship? That's... that's shocking, it's... it's unthinkable.
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čet 30 stu, 2006 7:06 pm |
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Mister 47
Pridružen/a: pet 07 tra, 2006 5:38 pm Postovi: 1609 Lokacija: Philadelphia, PA Spol: Muški Naj Serija: ENT Naj Film: ST: IV
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Citat: Spock is watching a peep show at his science station viewer.
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Živi dugo i berićetno.
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pet 01 pro, 2006 10:17 pm |
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Fi'ta Gul
Pridružen/a: pet 19 svi, 2006 2:09 pm Postovi: 6485 Lokacija: Cardassia Prime
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Bones ne komentira situaciju svojim sarkastičnim upadicama.
(But we love him for that).
_________________ William T. Riker: "Fate. Protects fools, little children and ships named Enterprise."
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pet 01 pro, 2006 11:53 pm |
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Egzobiolog
Pridružen/a: čet 11 svi, 2006 12:52 am Postovi: 19664 Lokacija: Planet Vulcan Naj Serija: ENT Naj Film: Insurrection Opis Stanja: Always positive Koje si vrste?: 1/2 Vulcan;1/2 Human
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...nećemo vidjeti 4 setonu...
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uto 05 pro, 2006 6:00 pm |
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Commander
Pridružen/a: uto 22 kol, 2006 10:26 pm Postovi: 363 Lokacija: ROMULUS. ROMULAN STAR EMPIRE
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ta ti je dobra!!1
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sri 06 pro, 2006 7:44 pm |
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Egzobiolog
Pridružen/a: čet 11 svi, 2006 12:52 am Postovi: 19664 Lokacija: Planet Vulcan Naj Serija: ENT Naj Film: Insurrection Opis Stanja: Always positive Koje si vrste?: 1/2 Vulcan;1/2 Human
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...nećemo više vidjeti Spockov osmjeh...
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čet 07 pro, 2006 4:14 pm |
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Inquisitor
Pridružen/a: čet 06 tra, 2006 11:54 am Postovi: 7828 Lokacija: R. Trešnjevka, Zagreb
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necemo nikad vidjeti to da se putuje warpom koji nije cijeli broj... npr. warp 3.7
_________________ Cptn. Picard: Mutiny!? On a Federation starship? That's... that's shocking, it's... it's unthinkable.
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čet 07 pro, 2006 4:46 pm |
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Über Trekkie
Pridružen/a: pon 25 ruj, 2006 1:37 pm Postovi: 1032 Lokacija: Deep space Spol: Muški Naj Serija: VOY Opis Stanja: Care to buy my ship? Koje si vrste?: Ferengi
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Ovo je GENIJALNO
_________________ Mind is terible thing to waste
9. Prilika + instinkt = zarada. 10. Pohlepa je vjecna. 48. Sto je veci osmjeh, to je ostriji noz 95. Prosiri posao ili umri. 190. Cuj sve, ne vjeruj nista. 285. Niti jedno dobro djelo ne prolazi nekažnjeno.
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čet 07 pro, 2006 6:23 pm |
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Fi'ta Gul
Pridružen/a: pet 19 svi, 2006 2:09 pm Postovi: 6485 Lokacija: Cardassia Prime
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Spock se nacuga sa Bonesom, nakon čega mu Bones kaže: "Spock, ti si legenda!"
_________________ William T. Riker: "Fate. Protects fools, little children and ships named Enterprise."
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sub 09 pro, 2006 8:41 pm |
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Ensign
Pridružen/a: pon 08 svi, 2006 8:22 pm Postovi: 66 Lokacija: Suhopolje K Tomislava 268
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Re: Stvari koje nikad necemo vidjeti u TOS-u
da a nakon toga spock se počeše po ćeli i izriga po kirku
_________________ Yu wil be asimilated resistanc is futail
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sub 01 ruj, 2007 11:48 am |
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Egzobiolog
Pridružen/a: čet 11 svi, 2006 12:52 am Postovi: 19664 Lokacija: Planet Vulcan Naj Serija: ENT Naj Film: Insurrection Opis Stanja: Always positive Koje si vrste?: 1/2 Vulcan;1/2 Human
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Re: Stvari koje nikad necemo vidjeti u TOS-u
...nećemo vidjeti "prave klingonce"...
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pon 03 ruj, 2007 5:23 pm |
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Predsjednica
Pridružen/a: pet 05 svi, 2006 7:11 pm Postovi: 2008 Lokacija: where no WOMAN has gone before.... Spol: Ženski Naj Serija: TOS Naj Film: First Contact Koje si vrste?: Human
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Re: Stvari koje nikad necemo vidjeti u TOS-u
Nećemo vidijeti Kirka sa čitavom majicom na sebi...
_________________ Yeah, I am harsh. I'm also demanding, stubborn, self-sufficient, and always right
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pet 21 ruj, 2007 10:44 am |
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Egzobiolog
Pridružen/a: čet 11 svi, 2006 12:52 am Postovi: 19664 Lokacija: Planet Vulcan Naj Serija: ENT Naj Film: Insurrection Opis Stanja: Always positive Koje si vrste?: 1/2 Vulcan;1/2 Human
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Re: Stvari koje nikad necemo vidjeti u TOS-u
...sad malo pretjeruješ... ...ipak mu je u 80% epizoda ostala majca čitava...
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pet 21 ruj, 2007 11:05 am |
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Predsjednica
Pridružen/a: pet 05 svi, 2006 7:11 pm Postovi: 2008 Lokacija: where no WOMAN has gone before.... Spol: Ženski Naj Serija: TOS Naj Film: First Contact Koje si vrste?: Human
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Re: Stvari koje nikad necemo vidjeti u TOS-u
..onda si 80% epizoda prespavao...
_________________ Yeah, I am harsh. I'm also demanding, stubborn, self-sufficient, and always right
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pet 21 ruj, 2007 11:08 am |
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Egzobiolog
Pridružen/a: čet 11 svi, 2006 12:52 am Postovi: 19664 Lokacija: Planet Vulcan Naj Serija: ENT Naj Film: Insurrection Opis Stanja: Always positive Koje si vrste?: 1/2 Vulcan;1/2 Human
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Re: Stvari koje nikad necemo vidjeti u TOS-u
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pet 21 ruj, 2007 12:46 pm |
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