DS9 - 03x14 - Heart of Stone

ODO: ... it's been my observation that you humanoids have a hard time giving up the things you love... no matter how much they might hurt you.

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NOG: My father is a mechanical genius. He could've been the chief engineer of a starship if he'd had the opportunity. But he went into business like a good Ferengi. The only thing is, he's not a good Ferengi... not when it comes to acquiring profit. So now all he has to live for is the slim chance that someday, somehow, he might be able to take over my uncle's bar. Well I'm not going to make the same mistake. I want to do something with my life... something worthwhile.

DS9 - 03x16 - Prophet Motive

ODO: I have a friend at Starfleet Intelligence. And she has a friend who has a cousin who's married to the assistant of one of the members of the Federation Medical Council.
BASHIR: Really?
ODO: And according to my friend, her friend heard something from his cousin that his wife heard from this council member that I thought you might find interesting.

DS9 - 03x17 - Visionary

ODO: But don't worry – I plan to investigate the Klingons, the Bajorans, Quark, the visiting Terrelians...
SISKO: You think Quark had something to do with this?
ODO: I always investigate Quark.

DS9 - 03x20 - Improbable Cause

BASHIR: But the point is, if you lie all the time, nobody's going to believe you, even when you're telling the truth.
GARAK: Are you sure that's the point, doctor?
BASHIR: Of course, what else could it be?
GARAK: That you should never tell the same lie twice...

DS9 - 03x21 - The Die is Cast

ODO: Why are you helping us?
LOVOK: Because no Changeling has ever harmed another.
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ODO: Garak... I was thinking that... we should have breakfast together... sometime.
GARAK: Why, Constable... I thought you didn't eat.
ODO: I don't.

DS9 - 04x01-02 - The Way of the Warrior

ODO: I didn't know you spoke Klingon.
GARAK: Oh, You'd be surprised at the things you can learn when you're doing alterations.

BASHIR: They broke seven of your transverse ribs and fractured your clavicle!
GARAK: Ah, but I got off several cutting remarks which no doubt did serious damage to their egos.

WORF: There are many Klingons who say we have been at peace too long. That the Empire must expand to survive. Fear of the Dominion only gives my people an excuse to do what they were born to do. To fight. And to conquer.

WORF: We were like warriors from the ancient sagas. There was nothing we could not do.
O'BRIEN: Except keep the holodecks working right.

Quark nudi Garaku gazirani sok...
GARAK: It's vile.
QUARK: I know. It's so bubbly and cloying and happy.
GARAK: Just like the Federation.
QUARK: But you know what's really frightening? If you drink enough of it, you start to like it.
GARAK: It's insidious.
QUARK: Just like the Federation.

QUARK: First it was the Cardassians, then it was the Dominion, now it's the Klingons! How's a Ferengi supposed to make an honest living in a place like this?!

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DS9 - 04x08 - Little Green Men

QUARK: Okay, okay. No need to panic. So the warp drive won't shut down. What's the worst thing that could happen?
ROM: The ship could continue accelerating until it tears itself apart and scatters our remains halfway across the quadrant.
QUARK: There must be something we can do...
ROM: The kemacite! If we vent plasma from the warp core into the cargo hold, we may be able to start a cascade reaction in the kemacite. Then we can modulate the reaction to create an inversion wave in the warp field and force the ship back into normal space! If I time it just right, I should be able to get us close enough to Earth to make an emergency landing.
QUARK: Rom, you're a genius.
ROM: You think so?
QUARK: How should I know? I have no idea what you're talking about. Just do it.

DS9 - 04x16 - Bar Association

ROM: Workers of the World, unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains.

DS9 - 04x17 - Accession

BASHIR: I thought you said you'd started straightening this place up!
O'BRIEN: You should've seen it before.

ODO: Come to see Akorem speak?
KIRA: The Emissary's first public appearance? I wouldn't miss it.
ODO: I'm surprised to hear you call him that.
KIRA: Why? Akorem Laan was -- is a great man... he's been with the Prophets for over two hundred years, and now they've sent him back to us...
ODO: Yes, but... two days ago, you believed Captain Sisko was the Emissary.
KIRA: He's made it clear that he wants to step aside.
ODO: Does that mean he never really was the Emissary?
KIRA: No.
ODO: But... they can't both be.
KIRA: I don't know, Odo. What do you want from me?
ODO: Forgive me, Major, I don't mean to be difficult, but your faith seems to have led you to something of a contradiction.

DS9 - 04x18 - Rules of Engagement

WORF: Life is a great deal more complicated in this red uniform.
SISKO: Wait 'til you get four pips on that collar. You'll wish you had gone into botany.

DS9 - 04x19 - Hard Time

EE'CHAR: After six years in a place like this, you either learn to laugh or you'll go insane. I prefer to laugh...

O'BRIEN: When we were growing up, they used to tell us... humanity had evolved, that mankind had outgrown hate and rage. But when it came down to it, when I had the chance to show, that no matter what anybody did to me, that I was still an evolved human being... I failed. I repaid kindness with blood. I was no better than an animal.
BASHIR: No. No, no, no. An animal would've killed Ee'Char and never had a second thought, never shed a tear... But not you. You hate yourself.You hate yourself so much you think you deserve to die. The Argrathi did everything they could to strip you of your humanity and in the end, for one brief moment they succeeded. But you can't let that brief moment define your entire life. If you do, if you pull that trigger.. then the Argrathi will have won. They will have destroyed a good man. You cannot let that happen, my friend.

DS9 - 04x20 - Shattered Mirror

O'BRIEN: You remember Captain Bashir.
SISKO: Captain?
O'BRIEN: Captain Bashir, Captain O'Brien, Captain Sisko. We may not have enough weapons or troops or ships but we have plenty of captains.

DS9 - 04x13 - Crossfire

QUARK: The fact that the pool exists says something about you! About who you are. People see you as the guy who always gets his man. Now, you're becoming the guy who tears up his quarters, and sits alone in the rubble. And no-one's gonna wanna place bets on how long someone's gonna sit around in the dark... Well. I've said my piece - sorry for butting in... But I'm just looking out for my business.
ODO: Funny. For a minute there, I thought you were talking to me as a friend.
QUARK: Nah.

DS9 - 04x14 - Return to Grace

KIRA: Why is it when you smile I want to leave the room?
DUKAT: I suppose it's because of my overwhelming charm.

DS9 - 04x22 - For the Cause

EDDINGTON: I know you. I was like you once, but then I opened my eyes. Open your eyes, Captain. Why is the Federation so obsessed with the Maquis? We've never harmed you. And yet we're constantly arrested and charged with terrorism. Starships chase us through the Badlands and our supporters are harassed and ridiculed. Why? Because we've left the Federation, and that's the one thing you can't accept. Nobody leaves paradise. Everyone should want to be in the Federation. Hell, you even want the Cardassians to join. You're only sending them replicators because one day they can take their "rightful place" on the Federation Council. You know In some ways you're even worse than the Borg. At least they tell you about their plans for assimilation. You're more insidious. You assimilate people and they don't even know it.

DS9 - 04x23 - To the Death

OMET'IKLAN: I am First Omet'iklan, and I am dead. As of this moment, we are all dead. We go into battle to reclaim our lives. This we do gladly, for we are Jem'Hadar. Remember, victory is life.
O'BRIEN: I am Chief Miles Edward O'Brien. I'm very much alive and I intend to stay that way.

DS9 - 04x25 - Body Parts

ROM: But Dorek Syndrome, it's so rare!
QUARK: It strikes only one out of every five million Ferengi. I finally beat the odds.

QUARK: I want to hire you. Not as a tailor. As an assassin.
GARAK: I don't know what you're talking about.
QUARK: Oh yes you do. You weren't always a tailor.
GARAK: You're right. I used to be a gardener. Now if you have something you want weeded...

DS9 - 04x26 - Broken Link

GARAK: I met him once, a few weeks before he died. I was working as a gardener at the Cardassian embassy.
ODO: You were a gardener on Romulus?
GARAK: My specialty was Edosian Orchids. Beautiful yet highly toxic.
ODO: As I recall, Proconsul Merrok was poisoned.
GARAK: Funny, I don't remember that.
ODO: A gardener? At the Cardassian embassy on Romulus? Fascinating.

GARAK: Come now Mr. Worf, you're a Klingon, don't tell me you'd object to a little genocide in the name of self defense!
WORF: And what of the Captain and Constable Odo?
GARAK: They'll die. And when the Jem'Hadar find out what we've done, so will we. But what of it, Worf? What are our lives compared with the entire Alpha Quadrant?

ODO: I thought you might be trying to help me. And I just wanted to say... don't bother.
O'BRIEN: Odo, you don't really expect us to stand by and watch while they do God-knows-what to you?
ODO: That's exactly what I expect. Don't you see, I want to be judged. I was the first changeling to ever harm another. I'm a murderer. I've spent most of my life bringing people to justice. Now that it's my turn, how can I run away?

DS9 - 05x04 - Nor the Battle to the Strong

BASHIR: We never would have got those patients out alive if you hadn't done it. You're a hero.
JAKE: More than anything, I wanted to believe what he was saying but the truth is I was just as scared in the hospital as I'd been when we went for the generator so scared that all I could think about was doing whatever it took to stay alive. Once that meant running away and once it meant picking up a phaser. The battle of Ajilon Prime will probably be remembered as a pointless skirmish but I'll always remember it as something more... as the place I learned that the line between courage and cowardice is a lot thinner than most people believe.
SISKO: Anyone who's been in battle would recognize himself in this but most of us wouldn't care to admit it. It takes courage to look inside yourself and even more courage to write it for other people to see. I'm proud of you, son.

DS9 - 05x06 - Trials and Tribble-ations

BASHIR: I'm a doctor, not an historian.

DS9 - 05x15 - By Inferno's Light

MARTOK: There is no greater enemy than one's own fears.

DUKAT: One man's villain is another man's hero.

DS9 - 05x16 - Doctor Bashir, I Presume

BASHIR: There's no stigma attached to success, Chief. After the... treatments, I never looked back. But the truth is... I'm a fraud.
O'BRIEN: You're not a fraud. I don't care what... enhancements your parents may have had done. Genetic recoding can't give you ambition or a personality or compassion or any of the things that make a person truly human.

DS9 - 06x06 - Sacrifice of Angels

O'Brien i Bashir citiraju pjesmu The Charge of the Light Brigade....
"Cannon to the right of them, Cannon to the left of them, Cannon in front of them, Volley'd and thunder'd."
"Storm'd at with shot and shell, Boldly they rode and well, Into the Jaws of Death, Into the mouth of hell... Rode the six hundred."

Doctor: "Don't worry, I'm not going to kiss you, I'm only adjusting the restraint."
Neelix: "I'll try to contain my disappointment."